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Old June 18th 17, 01:35 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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OFFSEEFURRZ OV CATMERICA JUNE, 2017

We hav lozt tuu mennee kitteez tu da Beidge.

WUD SUMCATS WISH TO ACCEPT?
Deze spotz ar opin....
AT THE BRIDGE Pleeze read an Korrekt if nesserry
Sapphire Samurai was .Purrezident uf Catmerica ...Who now???
Lucy lu is Vice Prezident uf Catmerica..is she still available to be Purrezident uf Catmerica?
Piglett was Co-Secretary of Bittees ...Who now???
Amelia T Cat was Diplocat 2 Moon, ...Who now???
Harri Roadcat was Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ...
Francesca Silverkitten the Fierce has volunteered to be Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin
Mosey was. Diplocat 2 Catnada ...Who now???
Chancellor of the Exchequer, ...Who now???
Secretary of Defense ...Who now???
OEJ...was Vice Chief Justicat ...Who now???
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties ...Who now???
Amelia was Diplocat 2 Moon . ...Who now???
..Secretary of Bittees .. Wascal--- was Co-Secretary of Bittees now iz Secretary of Bittees
Awlzo, I needz a sekkerterry tu proof-reed deze Offseefurrz ov Catmerica poztz ...Who???
================================================== ============
*** Offseefurrz ov Catmerica, by title and rank ***
Original Grand Pooh-Bah ... Lovable Louise
Grand Pooh-Bah ... P2nya
Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Sundance
Prezident uf Catmerica ....Lucy lu
Bittie Committee: Maggy Mae
Candle Liter ... N-E-Kitty, NEtyme, NEreeson.
Chancellor of the Exchequer ..OPEN
Chief Justicat ... Samuel Redcat Mahoney
Sheriff of the Catmerica Police Department ... Rosco P.Catrane
Deputy Assistant to Sheriff ... Rowan
Deputy Chief Inspektor ... Sundance
Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention ... Cash
Police Dispatcher ... Little Kitty
Document Examiner ... Lilith Kitten Mahoney
Diplocat 2 Canada ... OPEN
Diplocat 2 Egypt, and Temple of Bast ... MeOwy
Diplocat 2 Furrance ... Rebecca
Diplocat 2 Mexico ... Lucy
Diplocat 2 Moon ... OPEN
Diplocat 2 White House ... Pi2nya
Diplocat 2 Doggies ... Daisy-chan
Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies ... Iowna
Fixing the Human Economy ... SamWise
Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief...Ranger Greykitten
Co-Secretaries of Bittees ... Piglett and Wascal
Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees ... Sqweex
"The Maggie May Bittee Committee":
Minnie, Shadow,
Sqweex Sundance,Sunrise,
and all other interested kitteez
Secretary of Agricultshure ... Lorelei
Secretary of Defense ...OPIN
Secretary of Educating Humans ... Little Kitty
Senior Adviser 2 Secretary 4 educating Hoominz ...WooToo
Secretary of Elder Kitties: Rebecca, age 17
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties: Daisy-chan the magnifiscent, age 15
Secretary of Bittees OPEN
Secretary of Exterior ... Wascal
Secretary of Fudzs ... Beauty
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare ... Beauty
Secretary of Interior ... MeOwy
Assitant to Secretary of Interior ... Miss Tina Marie
Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ...Francesca Silverkitten the Fierce
~~~~~~~//~~~~~~~~~
*** Offisifurrz Uff Catmerica, Alfabetikulee By Nayme ***
Beauty ... Secretary of Fudz
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare
Daisy-chan ... Diplocat 2 Doggies
Cash ... Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention
Daisy-chan the magnifiscent...Deputy Assistant Vice Secretary
of Elder Kitties
who? ...Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin
Iowna ... Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies
Lilith Kitten Mahoney ...Document Examiner
Little Kitty ... Police Dispatcher,
Secretary 4 Educating Hoominz
Lorelei ... Secretary of Agricultshure
Lucy ... Diplocat 2 Mexico
Lucy lu...Vice Purezident of CatAmerica...
MeOwy ... Secretary of Interior,
Diplocat 2 Egypt and the Temple of Bast
Minnie ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Bittee Committee Maggie May and awl kittez ho wannabe
N-E Kitty ... Candle Liter ... N.E.tyme, N.E.reeson.
Pipps ... Assistant Chief Justicat.
Pit2nya ...Grand Pooh-Bah
Diplocat 2 White House
Maggie May... Bittee Committee
Ranger Greykitten...Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief
Rebecca ... Diplocat 2 Furnance
Secretary of Elder Kitties
Rosco P. Catrane ... Sheriff of Catmerica
Rowan ... Deputy Assistant to Sheriff
Samuel Redcat Mahoney ... Chief Justicat
SamWise ...Fixing the Human Economy
Sapphire Samurai ... Prezident of Catmerica
Shadow ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Sqweex ... Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees
Sundance ..Vice Grand Pooh-Bah,
Deputy Chief Inspektor
Maggie May Bittee Committee
Sunrise ... Secretaree of Bittees
Miss Tina Marie... Assitant to Secretary of Interior
Wascal ... Secretary of Exterior, Co-Secretary of Bittees

Respeckfully submittid,
Pit2önya AKA Sweetee
Grand Pooh-Bah
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Old June 18th 17, 04:53 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
cshenk
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Pit2nya wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

OFFSEEFURRZ OV CATMERICA JUNE, 2017

We hav lozt tuu mennee kitteez tu da Beidge.

WUD SUMCATS WISH TO ACCEPT?
Deze spotz ar opin....
AT THE BRIDGE Pleeze read an Korrekt if nesserry
Sapphire Samurai was .Purrezident uf Catmerica ...Who now???
Lucy lu is Vice Prezident uf Catmerica..is she still
available to be Purrezident uf Catmerica? Piglett was Co-Secretary
of Bittees ...Who now??? Amelia T Cat was Diplocat 2 Moon,
...Who now??? Harri Roadcat was Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ...
Francesca Silverkitten the Fierce has volunteered to be
Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin Mosey was. Diplocat 2 Catnada ...Who
now??? Chancellor of the Exchequer, ...Who now???
Secretary of Defense ...Who now???
OEJ...was Vice Chief Justicat ...Who now???
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties ...Who now???
Amelia was Diplocat 2 Moon . ...Who now???
.Secretary of Bittees .. Wascal--- was Co-Secretary of Bittees
now iz Secretary of Bittees Awlzo, I needz a sekkerterry tu
proof-reed deze Offseefurrz ov Catmerica poztz ...Who???
================================================== ============ ***
Offseefurrz ov Catmerica, by title and rank *** Original Grand
Pooh-Bah ... Lovable Louise Grand Pooh-Bah ... P2nya
Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Sundance
Prezident uf Catmerica ....Lucy lu
Bittie Committee: Maggy Mae
Candle Liter ... N-E-Kitty, NEtyme, NEreeson.
Chancellor of the Exchequer ..OPEN
Chief Justicat ... Samuel Redcat Mahoney
Sheriff of the Catmerica Police Department ... Rosco P.Catrane
Deputy Assistant to Sheriff ... Rowan
Deputy Chief Inspektor ... Sundance
Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention ... Cash
Police Dispatcher ... Little Kitty
Document Examiner ... Lilith Kitten Mahoney
Diplocat 2 Canada ... OPEN
Diplocat 2 Egypt, and Temple of Bast ... MeOwy
Diplocat 2 Furrance ... Rebecca
Diplocat 2 Mexico ... Lucy
Diplocat 2 Moon ... OPEN
Diplocat 2 White House ... Pi2nya
Diplocat 2 Doggies ... Daisy-chan
Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies ... Iowna
Fixing the Human Economy ... SamWise
Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief...Ranger
Greykitten Co-Secretaries of Bittees ... Piglett and Wascal
Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees ... Sqweex
"The Maggie May Bittee Committee":
Minnie, Shadow,
Sqweex Sundance,Sunrise,
and all other interested kitteez
Secretary of Agricultshure ... Lorelei
Secretary of Defense ...OPIN
Secretary of Educating Humans ... Little Kitty
Senior Adviser 2 Secretary 4 educating Hoominz ...WooToo
Secretary of Elder Kitties: Rebecca, age 17
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties: Daisy-chan the magnifiscent,
age 15 Secretary of Bittees OPEN
Secretary of Exterior ... Wascal
Secretary of Fudzs ... Beauty
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare ... Beauty
Secretary of Interior ... MeOwy
Assitant to Secretary of Interior ... Miss Tina Marie
Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ...Francesca Silverkitten the Fierce
~~~~~~~//~~~~~~~~~
*** Offisifurrz Uff Catmerica, Alfabetikulee By Nayme ***
Beauty ... Secretary of Fudz
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare
Daisy-chan ... Diplocat 2 Doggies
Cash ... Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention
Daisy-chan the magnifiscent...Deputy Assistant Vice Secretary
of Elder Kitties
who? ...Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin
Iowna ... Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies
Lilith Kitten Mahoney ...Document Examiner
Little Kitty ... Police Dispatcher,
Secretary 4 Educating Hoominz
Lorelei ... Secretary of Agricultshure
Lucy ... Diplocat 2 Mexico
Lucy lu...Vice Purezident of CatAmerica...
MeOwy ... Secretary of Interior,
Diplocat 2 Egypt and the Temple of Bast
Minnie ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Bittee Committee Maggie May and awl kittez ho wannabe
N-E Kitty ... Candle Liter ... N.E.tyme, N.E.reeson.
Pipps ... Assistant Chief Justicat.
Pit2nya ...Grand Pooh-Bah
Diplocat 2 White House
Maggie May... Bittee Committee
Ranger Greykitten...Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring
Mischief Rebecca ... Diplocat 2 Furnance
Secretary of Elder Kitties
Rosco P. Catrane ... Sheriff of Catmerica
Rowan ... Deputy Assistant to Sheriff
Samuel Redcat Mahoney ... Chief Justicat
SamWise ...Fixing the Human Economy
Sapphire Samurai ... Prezident of Catmerica
Shadow ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Sqweex ... Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees
Sundance ..Vice Grand Pooh-Bah,
Deputy Chief Inspektor
Maggie May Bittee Committee
Sunrise ... Secretaree of Bittees
Miss Tina Marie... Assitant to Secretary of Interior
Wascal ... Secretary of Exterior, Co-Secretary of Bittees

Respeckfully submittid,
Pit2önya AKA Sweetee
Grand Pooh-Bah


Cash reads the list. If a doggie is ok, Secretary of Defense. I'z
good at barking at doggies who scare kittahs.

Daisy-chan steps up. Iffin I not too old, Purrezident uf Catmerica
(Iz need an age correction, I'z 17-19 now we think)

Iowna looks at the list. Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ...I'z really
gud at dat. Iffin another is, I could be vice secretary to help dem
out?

--

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Old June 18th 17, 09:52 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Francesca will be a finefine successor to Harri as Sekkaterry of Nappin an Wappin. We haz a noo Purrzident, by virchoo of da order of sukseshin. If we wuz to hab enneekitte else, we mite need a noo elekshun (I beleebz dat Clarence was choozed by elekshun).

Rebecca, VC
Diplocat to Furrance
Sekkaterry of Elder Kitteez
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Old June 18th 17, 09:54 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Oh! Did I git a purrmoshun? I will do myown bestest to serv da komoonitee as Vice Granbd Poohbah.

Sundance
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Old June 18th 17, 10:54 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
cshenk
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Sundance and/or Rebecca wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

Oh! Did I git a purrmoshun? I will do myown bestest to serv da
komoonitee as Vice Granbd Poohbah.

Sundance


Iz think so! Wez waiting to hear if I get to be Purrtector of
Cataamerica, Cash, Secretary of Defense, and Iowna, vice of nappin ana
wappin.

--

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Old June 22nd 17, 03:12 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On 6/18/2017 11:53 AM, cshenk wrote:
Pit2nya wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

OFFSEEFURRZ OV CATMERICA JUNE, 2017

We hav lozt tuu mennee kitteez tu da Beidge.

WUD SUMCATS WISH TO ACCEPT?
Deze spotz ar opin....
AT THE BRIDGE Pleeze read an Korrekt if nesserry
Sapphire Samurai was .Purrezident uf Catmerica ...Who now???
Lucy lu is Vice Prezident uf Catmerica..is she still
available to be Purrezident uf Catmerica? Piglett was Co-Secretary
of Bittees ...Who now??? Amelia T Cat was Diplocat 2 Moon,
...Who now??? Harri Roadcat was Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ...
Francesca Silverkitten the Fierce has volunteered to be
Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin Mosey was. Diplocat 2 Catnada ...Who
now??? Chancellor of the Exchequer, ...Who now???
Secretary of Defense ...Who now???
OEJ...was Vice Chief Justicat ...Who now???
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties ...Who now???
Amelia was Diplocat 2 Moon . ...Who now???
.Secretary of Bittees .. Wascal--- was Co-Secretary of Bittees
now iz Secretary of Bittees Awlzo, I needz a sekkerterry tu
proof-reed deze Offseefurrz ov Catmerica poztz ...Who???
================================================== ============ ***
Offseefurrz ov Catmerica, by title and rank *** Original Grand
Pooh-Bah ... Lovable Louise Grand Pooh-Bah ... P2nya
Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Sundance
Prezident uf Catmerica ....Lucy lu
Bittie Committee: Maggy Mae
Candle Liter ... N-E-Kitty, NEtyme, NEreeson.
Chancellor of the Exchequer ..OPEN
Chief Justicat ... Samuel Redcat Mahoney
Sheriff of the Catmerica Police Department ... Rosco P.Catrane
Deputy Assistant to Sheriff ... Rowan
Deputy Chief Inspektor ... Sundance
Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention ... Cash
Police Dispatcher ... Little Kitty
Document Examiner ... Lilith Kitten Mahoney
Diplocat 2 Canada ... OPEN
Diplocat 2 Egypt, and Temple of Bast ... MeOwy
Diplocat 2 Furrance ... Rebecca
Diplocat 2 Mexico ... Lucy
Diplocat 2 Moon ... OPEN
Diplocat 2 White House ... Pi2nya
Diplocat 2 Doggies ... Daisy-chan
Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies ... Iowna
Fixing the Human Economy ... SamWise
Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief...Ranger
Greykitten Co-Secretaries of Bittees ... Piglett and Wascal
Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees ... Sqweex
"The Maggie May Bittee Committee":
Minnie, Shadow,
Sqweex Sundance,Sunrise,
and all other interested kitteez
Secretary of Agricultshure ... Lorelei
Secretary of Defense ...OPIN
Secretary of Educating Humans ... Little Kitty
Senior Adviser 2 Secretary 4 educating Hoominz ...WooToo
Secretary of Elder Kitties: Rebecca, age 17
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties: Daisy-chan the magnifiscent,
age 15 Secretary of Bittees OPEN
Secretary of Exterior ... Wascal
Secretary of Fudzs ... Beauty
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare ... Beauty
Secretary of Interior ... MeOwy
Assitant to Secretary of Interior ... Miss Tina Marie
Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ...Francesca Silverkitten the Fierce
~~~~~~~//~~~~~~~~~
*** Offisifurrz Uff Catmerica, Alfabetikulee By Nayme ***
Beauty ... Secretary of Fudz
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare
Daisy-chan ... Diplocat 2 Doggies
Cash ... Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention
Daisy-chan the magnifiscent...Deputy Assistant Vice Secretary
of Elder Kitties
who? ...Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin
Iowna ... Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies
Lilith Kitten Mahoney ...Document Examiner
Little Kitty ... Police Dispatcher,
Secretary 4 Educating Hoominz
Lorelei ... Secretary of Agricultshure
Lucy ... Diplocat 2 Mexico
Lucy lu...Vice Purezident of CatAmerica...
MeOwy ... Secretary of Interior,
Diplocat 2 Egypt and the Temple of Bast
Minnie ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Bittee Committee Maggie May and awl kittez ho wannabe
N-E Kitty ... Candle Liter ... N.E.tyme, N.E.reeson.
Pipps ... Assistant Chief Justicat.
Pit2nya ...Grand Pooh-Bah
Diplocat 2 White House
Maggie May... Bittee Committee
Ranger Greykitten...Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring
Mischief Rebecca ... Diplocat 2 Furnance
Secretary of Elder Kitties
Rosco P. Catrane ... Sheriff of Catmerica
Rowan ... Deputy Assistant to Sheriff
Samuel Redcat Mahoney ... Chief Justicat
SamWise ...Fixing the Human Economy
Sapphire Samurai ... Prezident of Catmerica
Shadow ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Sqweex ... Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees
Sundance ..Vice Grand Pooh-Bah,
Deputy Chief Inspektor
Maggie May Bittee Committee
Sunrise ... Secretaree of Bittees
Miss Tina Marie... Assitant to Secretary of Interior
Wascal ... Secretary of Exterior, Co-Secretary of Bittees

Respeckfully submittid,
Pit2önya AKA Sweetee
Grand Pooh-Bah


Cash reads the list. If a doggie is ok, Secretary of Defense. I'z
good at barking at doggies who scare kittahs.

Daisy-chan steps up. Iffin I not too old, Purrezident uf Catmerica
(Iz need an age correction, I'z 17-19 now we think)

Iowna looks at the list. Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ...I'z really
gud at dat. Iffin another is, I could be vice secretary to help dem
out?

As vice president I think Daisy-chan would make a good president or I
could step up to president and Daisy -chan as vice president.

Lcuy Lu
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Old June 22nd 17, 05:43 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pit2nya[_2_]
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On Saturday, June 17, 2017 at 5:35:13 PM UTC-7, Pit2nya wrote:
OFFSEEFURRZ OV CATMERICA JUNE, 2017

We hav lozt tuu mennee kitteez tu da Beidge.

WUD SUMCATS WISH TO ACCEPT?
Deze spotz ar opin....
AT THE BRIDGE Pleeze read an Korrekt if nesserry
Sapphire Samurai was .Purrezident uf Catmerica ...Who now???
Lucy lu is Vice Prezident uf Catmerica..is she still available to be Purrezident uf Catmerica?
Piglett was Co-Secretary of Bittees ...Who now???
Amelia T Cat was Diplocat 2 Moon, ...Who now???
Harri Roadcat was Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ...
Francesca Silverkitten the Fierce has volunteered to be Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin
Mosey was. Diplocat 2 Catnada ...Who now???
Chancellor of the Exchequer, ...Who now???
Secretary of Defense ...Who now???
OEJ...was Vice Chief Justicat ...Who now???
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties ...Who now???
Amelia was Diplocat 2 Moon . ...Who now???
.Secretary of Bittees .. Wascal--- was Co-Secretary of Bittees now iz Secretary of Bittees
Awlzo, I needz a sekkerterry tu proof-reed deze Offseefurrz ov Catmerica poztz ...Who???
================================================== ============
*** Offseefurrz ov Catmerica, by title and rank ***
Original Grand Pooh-Bah ... Lovable Louise
Grand Pooh-Bah ... P2nya
Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Sundance
Prezident uf Catmerica ....Lucy lu
Bittie Committee: Maggy Mae
Candle Liter ... N-E-Kitty, NEtyme, NEreeson.
Chancellor of the Exchequer ..OPEN
Chief Justicat ... Samuel Redcat Mahoney
Sheriff of the Catmerica Police Department ... Rosco P.Catrane
Deputy Assistant to Sheriff ... Rowan
Deputy Chief Inspektor ... Sundance
Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention ... Cash
Police Dispatcher ... Little Kitty
Document Examiner ... Lilith Kitten Mahoney
Diplocat 2 Canada ... OPEN
Diplocat 2 Egypt, and Temple of Bast ... MeOwy
Diplocat 2 Furrance ... Rebecca
Diplocat 2 Mexico ... Lucy
Diplocat 2 Moon ... OPEN
Diplocat 2 White House ... Pi2nya
Diplocat 2 Doggies ... Daisy-chan
Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies ... Iowna
Fixing the Human Economy ... SamWise
Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief...Ranger Greykitten
Co-Secretaries of Bittees ... Piglett and Wascal
Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees ... Sqweex
"The Maggie May Bittee Committee":
Minnie, Shadow,
Sqweex Sundance,Sunrise,
and all other interested kitteez
Secretary of Agricultshure ... Lorelei
Secretary of Defense ...OPIN
Secretary of Educating Humans ... Little Kitty
Senior Adviser 2 Secretary 4 educating Hoominz ...WooToo
Secretary of Elder Kitties: Rebecca, age 17
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties: Daisy-chan the magnifiscent, age 15
Secretary of Bittees OPEN
Secretary of Exterior ... Wascal
Secretary of Fudzs ... Beauty
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare ... Beauty
Secretary of Interior ... MeOwy
Assitant to Secretary of Interior ... Miss Tina Marie
Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ...Francesca Silverkitten the Fierce
~~~~~~~//~~~~~~~~~
*** Offisifurrz Uff Catmerica, Alfabetikulee By Nayme ***
Beauty ... Secretary of Fudz
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare
Daisy-chan ... Diplocat 2 Doggies
Cash ... Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention
Daisy-chan the magnifiscent...Deputy Assistant Vice Secretary
of Elder Kitties
who? ...Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin
Iowna ... Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies
Lilith Kitten Mahoney ...Document Examiner
Little Kitty ... Police Dispatcher,
Secretary 4 Educating Hoominz
Lorelei ... Secretary of Agricultshure
Lucy ... Diplocat 2 Mexico
Lucy lu...Vice Purezident of CatAmerica...
MeOwy ... Secretary of Interior,
Diplocat 2 Egypt and the Temple of Bast
Minnie ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Bittee Committee Maggie May and awl kittez ho wannabe
N-E Kitty ... Candle Liter ... N.E.tyme, N.E.reeson.
Pipps ... Assistant Chief Justicat.
Pit2nya ...Grand Pooh-Bah
Diplocat 2 White House
Maggie May... Bittee Committee
Ranger Greykitten...Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief
Rebecca ... Diplocat 2 Furnance
Secretary of Elder Kitties
Rosco P. Catrane ... Sheriff of Catmerica
Rowan ... Deputy Assistant to Sheriff
Samuel Redcat Mahoney ... Chief Justicat
SamWise ...Fixing the Human Economy
Sapphire Samurai ... Prezident of Catmerica
Shadow ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Sqweex ... Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees
Sundance ..Vice Grand Pooh-Bah,
Deputy Chief Inspektor
Maggie May Bittee Committee
Sunrise ... Secretaree of Bittees
Miss Tina Marie... Assitant to Secretary of Interior
Wascal ... Secretary of Exterior, Co-Secretary of Bittees

Respeckfully submittid,
Pit2önya AKA Sweetee
Grand Pooh-Bah


Wow! Fangu awl furr steppin up tu da plate!!!..Yes Lucy Lu is purrmowtid tu Purrezident, an Sundance to Vice Grand Pooh Bah. Min sekkerterry( meowma) wyll mayke da udder chayngiz an I wyll repozt gladly
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Old June 22nd 17, 05:55 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pit2nya[_2_]
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On Sunday, June 18, 2017 at 1:52:14 PM UTC-7, Sundance and/or Rebecca wrote:
Francesca will be a finefine successor to Harri as Sekkaterry of Nappin an Wappin. We haz a noo Purrzident, by virchoo of da order of sukseshin. If we wuz to hab enneekitte else, we mite need a noo elekshun (I beleebz dat Clarence was choozed by elekshun).

Rebecca, VC
Diplocat to Furrance
Sekkaterry of Elder Kitteez


Yes, Lucy Lu in ower noo Purrezident by virchoo of da order of sukseshin.
Duz ennybody knoe bowt Clarence ? ..Duz Daisy Chan want VP if gnot Clarence?
  #9  
Old June 23rd 17, 12:08 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
cshenk
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Pit2nya wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

OFFSEEFURRZ OV CATMERICA JUNE, 2017

We hav lozt tuu mennee kitteez tu da Beidge.

WUD SUMCATS WISH TO ACCEPT?
Deze spotz ar opin....
AT THE BRIDGE Pleeze read an Korrekt if nesserry
Sapphire Samurai was .Purrezident uf Catmerica ...Who now???
Lucy lu is Vice Prezident uf Catmerica..is she still
available to be Purrezident uf Catmerica? Piglett was Co-Secretary
of Bittees ...Who now??? Amelia T Cat was Diplocat 2 Moon,
...Who now??? Harri Roadcat was Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ...
Francesca Silverkitten the Fierce has volunteered to be
Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin Mosey was. Diplocat 2 Catnada ...Who
now??? Chancellor of the Exchequer, ...Who now???
Secretary of Defense ...Who now???
OEJ...was Vice Chief Justicat ...Who now???
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties ...Who now???
Amelia was Diplocat 2 Moon . ...Who now???
.Secretary of Bittees .. Wascal--- was Co-Secretary of Bittees
now iz Secretary of Bittees Awlzo, I needz a sekkerterry tu
proof-reed deze Offseefurrz ov Catmerica poztz ...Who???
================================================== ============ ***
Offseefurrz ov Catmerica, by title and rank *** Original Grand
Pooh-Bah ... Lovable Louise Grand Pooh-Bah ... P2nya
Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Sundance
Prezident uf Catmerica ....Lucy lu
Bittie Committee: Maggy Mae
Candle Liter ... N-E-Kitty, NEtyme, NEreeson.
Chancellor of the Exchequer ..OPEN
Chief Justicat ... Samuel Redcat Mahoney
Sheriff of the Catmerica Police Department ... Rosco P.Catrane
Deputy Assistant to Sheriff ... Rowan
Deputy Chief Inspektor ... Sundance
Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention ... Cash
Police Dispatcher ... Little Kitty
Document Examiner ... Lilith Kitten Mahoney
Diplocat 2 Canada ... OPEN
Diplocat 2 Egypt, and Temple of Bast ... MeOwy
Diplocat 2 Furrance ... Rebecca
Diplocat 2 Mexico ... Lucy
Diplocat 2 Moon ... OPEN
Diplocat 2 White House ... Pi2nya
Diplocat 2 Doggies ... Daisy-chan
Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies ... Iowna
Fixing the Human Economy ... SamWise
Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief...Ranger
Greykitten Co-Secretaries of Bittees ... Piglett and Wascal
Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees ... Sqweex
"The Maggie May Bittee Committee":
Minnie, Shadow,
Sqweex Sundance,Sunrise,
and all other interested kitteez
Secretary of Agricultshure ... Lorelei
Secretary of Defense ...OPIN
Secretary of Educating Humans ... Little Kitty
Senior Adviser 2 Secretary 4 educating Hoominz ...WooToo
Secretary of Elder Kitties: Rebecca, age 17
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties: Daisy-chan the magnifiscent,
age 15 Secretary of Bittees OPEN
Secretary of Exterior ... Wascal
Secretary of Fudzs ... Beauty
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare ... Beauty
Secretary of Interior ... MeOwy
Assitant to Secretary of Interior ... Miss Tina Marie
Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ...Francesca Silverkitten the Fierce
~~~~~~~//~~~~~~~~~
*** Offisifurrz Uff Catmerica, Alfabetikulee By Nayme ***
Beauty ... Secretary of Fudz
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare
Daisy-chan ... Diplocat 2 Doggies
Cash ... Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention
Daisy-chan the magnifiscent...Deputy Assistant Vice Secretary
of Elder Kitties
who? ...Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin
Iowna ... Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies
Lilith Kitten Mahoney ...Document Examiner
Little Kitty ... Police Dispatcher,
Secretary 4 Educating Hoominz
Lorelei ... Secretary of Agricultshure
Lucy ... Diplocat 2 Mexico
Lucy lu...Vice Purezident of CatAmerica...
MeOwy ... Secretary of Interior,
Diplocat 2 Egypt and the Temple of Bast
Minnie ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Bittee Committee Maggie May and awl kittez ho wannabe
N-E Kitty ... Candle Liter ... N.E.tyme, N.E.reeson.
Pipps ... Assistant Chief Justicat.
Pit2nya ...Grand Pooh-Bah
Diplocat 2 White House
Maggie May... Bittee Committee
Ranger Greykitten...Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring
Mischief Rebecca ... Diplocat 2 Furnance
Secretary of Elder Kitties
Rosco P. Catrane ... Sheriff of Catmerica
Rowan ... Deputy Assistant to Sheriff
Samuel Redcat Mahoney ... Chief Justicat
SamWise ...Fixing the Human Economy
Sapphire Samurai ... Prezident of Catmerica
Shadow ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Sqweex ... Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees
Sundance ..Vice Grand Pooh-Bah,
Deputy Chief Inspektor
Maggie May Bittee Committee
Sunrise ... Secretaree of Bittees
Miss Tina Marie... Assitant to Secretary of Interior
Wascal ... Secretary of Exterior, Co-Secretary of Bittees

Respeckfully submittid,
Pit2önya AKA Sweetee
Grand Pooh-Bah


Hi, sorry but the list keeps bouncing as if there are 2 versions at the
same time so it's not real clear what is going on.

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Old June 23rd 17, 12:10 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Pit2nya wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

On Sunday, June 18, 2017 at 1:52:14 PM UTC-7, Sundance and/or Rebecca
wrote:
Francesca will be a finefine successor to Harri as Sekkaterry of
Nappin an Wappin. We haz a noo Purrzident, by virchoo of da order
of sukseshin. If we wuz to hab enneekitte else, we mite need a noo
elekshun (I beleebz dat Clarence was choozed by elekshun).

Rebecca, VC
Diplocat to Furrance
Sekkaterry of Elder Kitteez


Yes, Lucy Lu in ower noo Purrezident by virchoo of da order of
sukseshin. Duz ennybody knoe bowt Clarence ? ..Duz Daisy Chan want
VP if gnot Clarence?


Iz looked at list anna cant find a Clarence? So not sure VP of what?

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