Joke

hilarious, absolutely hilarious, you just made my day. no, my week.
more, more. my kingdome for more.









On 26 mar, 05:33, "Avoid normal situations."
wrote:
Q: What's a cat's favorite Bergman movie?
A: _Purrsona_.

--
alt.flame Special Forces
"Oh those military meals! Breakfast could be recognised by shape, sausage,
yes, but lunch! The white watery mound could be spuds, but what was the heap
of steaming green and black, and that knoll of boiled grey stuff that
shuddered if it saw you. Visits from orderly officers did little to help.
Officer: Any complaints?
Soldier: Yes sir, it's this.
Officer: What's wrong with 'this'.
Soldier: Nothing wrong but what is it?"
-- Spike Milligan, _Adolf Hitler: My Part in His Downfall_